Sh**ged. Married. Annoyed
The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
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Episodes
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Ep 303. Louse House
Friday, 24 January 2025
Chris and Rosie have good and bad news this week and they are both feeling itchy! The pair share some exciting news and there is also a cameo from Robin Ramsey. They chat sandwiches, splinters, Mr Trebus and ghosts. To get in touch with the podcast email shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 302. Ask Your Mam
Friday, 17 January 2025
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss post Christmas blues and why they shouldn't come as a surprise. Chris shares his ideas for a new book and Rosie plays some brilliant beat boxing clips care of Robin and Rafe! Beefs get sweaty and QFTP's involve a burning bum, an electrician and a Rosie's Mystery! All of this plus some thoughts on Heaven!
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Ep 301. Warhammer Guy
Friday, 10 January 2025
It's the first episode of 2025!Chris and Rosie return to discuss their Christmas and how Fortnite and Warhammer have made their way in to the Ramsey Household. Beef's involve Rosie's cough and Chris shares a recent ick. QTFP's involve bathroom hygiene, a fresh fish and Face Off!
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The 300th Episode
Friday, 20 December 2024
It's Christmas AND it's the 300th episode! Join Chris and Rosie as they get in the Christmas spirit and share some festive QFTP's! All of this plus Chris has witnessed some strange behaviour in the street and they address the elephants in the room! Email the podcast Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 299. Boil and Bite
Friday, 13 December 2024
On this week's podcast (Podcast 299!) Chris share's some more festive insults and the pair discuss the future of the Elf! The pair get nostalgic over Top of the Pops and they come up with a new invention. QFTP's involve an ingrowing hair, licking and a brand new ick.Email the podcast Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 298. Salavicious
Friday, 6 December 2024
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's are getting to grips with Christmas including some Yuletide insults! Rosie is on her retinol journey and Chris has been giving himself gym related injuries. There's a Supermarket related QFTP and Rosie confesses he new love! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 297. This is horrifying
Friday, 29 November 2024
Chris and Rosie have been creating some new Christmas traditions at a Garden Centre and there’s been some online chat about Santa V’s Father Christmas. Rosie has started a new greeting and there is some important retro Gladiator updates! All of this plus an email from a listener about a very unusual spelling task!
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Ep 296. Phants!
Friday, 22 November 2024
This week on the podcast The Ramsey's get to grips with 38! Chris shares some BTS moments from Children In Need, including some Gladiator intel and a badly timed fart. The pair both have beefs about hot water bottles and we even here from Sandra on her hot water bottle habits. All of ths plus some sock chat, Would Rosie Eat and a foot ick. Email the podcast ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 295. Allegedly
Friday, 15 November 2024
On this week's podcast Rosie is in a sing-y mood and the couple disagree over music genres! They start planning their 300th episode and share their bread and butter problems. Nana Bridget makes a cameo and there's an update on her stairlift! Beefs involve some live action audio and bad smells are lingering... QFTP involve sleep talking, an awkward moment on a bus a geeky ick. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 294. Itchy Eyes
Friday, 8 November 2024
On this week's podcast Rosie is under the weather but in true SMA fashion there are still some beefs to be shared! The pair discuss creamy bananas, Face Timing while driving and they deliberate over something Chris watched outside a pub. QFTP's involve Snap Chatting with Keith and a disturbing farming incident.
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Ep 293. Blackhead Bullets
Friday, 1 November 2024
The clocks have gone back and we’re all feeling strange! This week, the Ramseys have been on a trip to Harrogate, Chris encountered a child with a very unusual name and Rosie has been dreaming about mice… or has she? The beefs this week include some rivetting conversation in a lodge and an early bedtime. We also revisit a QFTP from a couple of weeks ago and find out what really goes down during brass band competitions...
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Ep 292. Pea and Hamished
Friday, 25 October 2024
On the podcast this week The Ramey's discuss calling in sick, anxiety dreams and Chris' car problems. They have some IRL sex swing correspondence and a wonderful SMA has sent in a musical contribution! There is some more Would Rosie Eat, some illness related beefs and a QFTP involving a catheter!
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Ep 291. C'est Super
Friday, 18 October 2024
Join us live from the SMA bakery for a very bread-heavy episode, thanks to Rosie's new bread maker… Rosie has a bone to pick with hotel showers and Chris serves up another round of Would Rosie Eat That.There’s a surprise in the beefs - and QFTPs clear up some of our questions about sex clubs, as well as an extremely upsetting story about some butter and an ick that has given Rosie a new idea...
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Ep 290. Sounds Like Churros
Friday, 11 October 2024
It's all happening on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Sex parties, death, an unusual way of eating cereal and even some religion chat! Beefs are domestic and Rosie is onboard with the weather! Get in touch with the show shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 289. Mr Pointless
Friday, 4 October 2024
Chris and Rosie discuss Mr Pointless, Rosie's Chinese takeaway alert and how sugar is taking a back seat. They unlock some 90's nostalgia with movies and footwear and Chris gets distracted by Bagpipes. We also get another serving of Would Rosie Eat and some chip related beef. QTFP involve some nose picking and bed time accident!Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 288. Rake Away
Friday, 27 September 2024
It's a QFTP special but that doesn't stop Chris and Rosie having a quick childcare debrief and an update on 'Golf, Grappling and Good Vibes'. They also chat about how people behave at the early stages of a relationship and why Rosie was embarrassed to call the driving range. QFTP's cover a range of topics - food in a cinema, a repurposed sponge, stinky revenge and some unforgivable behaviour at a fancy hotel. If you want to get in touch email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 287. Takeaway Tally
Friday, 20 September 2024
On this week's podcast Rosie reveals a new alarm system she has put in to place. She also shares a new shower habit. Chris is still in the thick of Christember and the pair discuss their appearance on The One Show. All of this plus some Would Rosie Eat, a sleepy beef and some brilliant QFTP's. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 286. Counted and Verified
Friday, 13 September 2024
This week on the podcast Rosie shares what ID she used on a recent flight, prepare to be surprised! They also talk about the new book and reveal some more Would Rosie Eat choices! All of this plus some beefs and an in real time plea to Instagram to answer a TV related question. Send us your QFTP and Would Rosie Eat to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 285. Little Pooh
Friday, 6 September 2024
The kids are back to school! Chris and Rosie have concerns over the parenting after they've been schooled by their 8 eight year old! Rosie brings some yodelling to the podcast and starts thinking of what to start studying. The pair chat surveys, Chris' sore throat and an awkward encounter with a pop star. Would Rosie Eat returns AND Chris provides a new milk based quiz! Plus Beefs and a magnetic QFTP!
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Ep 284. Christember
Friday, 30 August 2024
On this week's podcast Chris introduces a new month to the calendar! The couple discuss office jobs, admin and what the kids thought of their Summer Holidays. Would Rosie Eat makes a comeback and the beefs are garlic based. They also take a tour of movies they are going to watch together, The Notebook anyone? Send in your stories, questions or Would Rosie Eat ideas to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 283. Pedalo and a box of wine
Friday, 23 August 2024
On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss summer holidays, bad smells and ankle socks! Chris shares the details of a recent incident involving some young people and Rosie gets another chance to play Would Rosie Eat... Beefs are getting weather related QFTP cover hot crocs, pet shop banter and an unfortunate trip to the hospital. Also this week Chris and Rosie share their thoughts on dating again...
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Ep 282. Would Rosie Eat...
Friday, 16 August 2024
It's still summer in the North East and the Ramsey's discuss optimal temperatures and Rosie has some stories from Rhodes which leads to a very sweaty hypothetical scenario from Chris.The Lucrative Sponsor launches a discussion about music in restaurants and the pair discuss how much fun Rosie and Kate had playing cafe's and restaurants. Beefs are buttery and Chris can't leave the garden toys out... there's also a sub beef! Some brilliant QFTP's plus is there a new segment on the podcast?
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Ep 281. The Ninth Hour
Friday, 9 August 2024
This week on the podcast, The Ramseys have done a big newspaper interview… what could have possibly gone wrong?! It was Chris’ birthday, and the sun has been shining - but even so, something he passed in the street made him very envious… We also have two crisp-adjacent beefs, as well as QFTPs which feature unacceptable utensil use, more old wives tales and a very eloquent child.
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Ep 280. Industrial Slime Production
Friday, 2 August 2024
This week on the podcast, Chris gets a lesson about the menopause and Rosie has a taken her new kitchen gadget for a spin. It’s the summer holidays - so there’s a garden-based beef as well as a new habit that has seeped into the relationship. QTFPs include a joiner who gets a little too comfortable, a very middle-class child and a *very* dirty one night stand.
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Ep 279. All My Fellas
Friday, 26 July 2024
Chris and Rosie are back from their holidays and get ready for the drama which started before they even landed! The pair explain what happened on their flight and why they have so much respect for Doctors and flight attendants. They talk about alternative ways of living together, secret hugs, travel neck pillows and kids holiday fashion.Only one beef this week and QFTP's cover other uses for nappies, Minecraft icks and a fly in a concerning place.
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Ep 278. Out of Office Reply
Friday, 19 July 2024
Chris and Rosie are on their holidays but are still delivering a QFTP's bumper ep! There's icks, there's a sex toy and of course some mistaken identity. All of this and some general holiday chat chat! If you want send a story, question, ick or office poll to The Ramseys email shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Ep 277. Old Prospector Ramsey
Friday, 12 July 2024
On this week's podcast Rosie goes through some of her old notes on her phone... she uncovers a song and a list of presents that never materialised. Plus there is some poetry and a new character from Chris. There's some Carl Hutchinson content, a gifted shot and a Peleton update. QFTP's involve ham, football manager and some quite disturbing revenge!
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Ep 276. Pie Fister
Friday, 5 July 2024
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Sports Day, Mark Whalberg's regime and the importance of sun screen! Rosie reveals that she has confessed a crush and Chris has a new sport to add to grappling. It's a QFTP special with some icks, a strange crime and an unfortunate parent incident. All of this plus Rosie thinks of a new business venture!
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Ep 275. Robaldo
Friday, 28 June 2024
On this week's podcast Rosie is excited by her Apple watch and Chris get animated over back of the knee sweat. Sister Kate features this week and explains the lengths she went to get her dog to come back. Beefs get emotional and QFTP's involve a gamer ick, peeing in public and perhaps the worse thing you can eat on a plane! Plus, is it okay to wear a track suit to a wedding?...
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Ep 274. Get your head stuck in
Friday, 21 June 2024
In this episode of Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss places they DON'T want to visit, Space being on the top of Rosie's list (even with 100 Tampons). Chris gives Mondays a kick up the backside and the beefs get personal when Chris reveals that Rosie read one of his texts. QFTP's involve an incredible/unusual kink and there are some stellar icks which kick off a chat about the John Barnes rap...cue Best Mate Steph!
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