My Therapist Ghosted Me

Join Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally for a weekly chat with 100% honesty guaranteed. "My Therapist Ghosted Me" is the result of Joanne's therapist doing just that! Ignoring her calls, refusing to answer the door at the clinic, or speak to her after she'd tracked him down at Enfield crematorium as he scattered his Aunt's ashes. Despite it all, it’s often said that friends give the best therapy so Vogue & Joanne have teamed up to do exactly that (alongside a generous helping of laughter as that too is said to be the best form of therapy). Together they will give 100% unqualified, unsubstantiated but up front and honest advice on the plethora of issues they and many others continue to grapple with. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For live shows, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
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Episodes
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MTGM EXTRA! "Am I turning my boyfriend into my Dad?"
Wednesday, 5 March 2025
Joanne reckons it's time for a new item on MTGM... Welcome to "The Culture Pocket". Who knows whether it'll last, but it's something to do. Plus, a couple of fantastic emails about a dating fail (classic) and someone who seems to be turning her BF into her Dad...If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language an...
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Oíche Mhaith, 30D & Let Them Off
Friday, 28 February 2025
How's your Irish? If the title doesn't make sense to you, it will soon. This week, Joanne has cracked the mystery of the spinning Taoisigh and Vogue is forced to defend her 'bra size' once and for all.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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MTGM EXTRA! "Don't judge me."
Wednesday, 26 February 2025
Vogue has something to tell Joanne which may cause a small amount of jealousy... Let's see how that goes. Plus, eye bags, a negroni and some melatonin. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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Skiing, Phone Theft & A Colonoscopy
Friday, 21 February 2025
Vogue doesn't just ski... She rescues those in need, she jumps, she twists... She does it all. Away from the slopes, Joanne turned down a PR opportunity and it was probably for the best...If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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MTGM EXTRA! "I won't feel that excitement again in this lifetime."
Wednesday, 19 February 2025
This week, it's time for Vogue & Joanne to do some Googling about periods and what's ACTUALLY going on every month. Do we all actually know enough?! Plus, a listener who thought she'd made a connection online, which turned out to be something different. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult t...
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
Friday, 14 February 2025
Joanne has pulled out all the stops for Valentines Day and everyone around her is being showered with love... Sort of. Also, Vogue bought a glass of champagne this week and wished she hadn't. Plus, your "when I knew I was the problem" submissions and why the scooter might have to go. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit l...
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MTGM EXTRA! "I don't hear from him for a solid 24 hours."
Wednesday, 12 February 2025
Joanne has still not delivered Vogue's Christmas presents to her, so that's a thing. Vogue takes the opportunity to do the annual test of whether or not Joanne can correctly remember Otto's birthday. Plus, the American woman in Pakistan and a party boy who goes off grid for 24 hours at a time. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis epis...
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God Bless...
Friday, 7 February 2025
Who's watched the Boyzone documentary?? Don't worry, because Vogue & Joanne have! Plus, what did Joanne take in Cape Town and how much did it cost? If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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MTGM EXTRA! "Do I cut and run?"
Wednesday, 5 February 2025
As promised, Vogue & Joanne are diving head first into the drama between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni... Oh. My. Word. Plus, should you call it quits if he doesn't want to get married and what are Joanne's tips for playing the apps??If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may no...
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Leo, Bodysuits & Running Times
Friday, 31 January 2025
Where does Chat GPT get off? Yet again, it's taking shots at the expense of this podcast and it's not on. Joanne, still in Cape Town, has a great idea for Valentines Day and Vogue stacked it on a run in the park. Plus, an embarrassing encounter, J-Lo & Kevin Costner and the wonderful Gearóid Farrelly on Dancing with the Stars!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joanne...
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MTGM EXTRA! "I'm anxious about our future."
Wednesday, 29 January 2025
Vogue & Joanne decide that the best time to identify each other's red flags is whilst the mics are live and the pod is recording. WHY NOT?! Plus, a devilishly sweet revenge story and a troubling email from a girl with some very legitimate concerns. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes...
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Wandsworth Prison, Brad Pitt & Intruders Downstairs
Friday, 24 January 2025
There are more updates from Joanne in Cape Town this week. They are as fantastic as you'd imagine. Meanwhile, back in the UK, Vogue might have some explaining to do to her kids. Plus, the Wandsworth Prison scandal, the Brad Pitt scam & where Vogue's uncanny impression of Sandra came from.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explic...
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MTGM EXTRA! "I'm sure the sex will come back."
Wednesday, 22 January 2025
Joanne went to a very fancy restaurant this week, but she and Vogue agree that when it gets too fancy, it's a bit much. Plus, a husband who didn't deserve the heat and some advice from a listener who might actually be onto something! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not b...
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TikTok Trolls, 'Queueing' & Feet
Friday, 17 January 2025
The topics for discussion just keep coming this week... Joanne's PT sessions in Cape Town, a huge accusation flying around on TikTok, the queue for Bonnie, more cheating husbands (always), Vogue's dry January fail and whose rating is better on WikiFeet.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that ma...
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MTGM EXTRA! "It's all WAY too vigorous..."
Wednesday, 15 January 2025
How's it going for Joanne in Cape Town? How's the dating scene? Find out! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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Cape Town, Petty Neighbours & The Alps
Friday, 10 January 2025
It's another international effort this week. Vogue is in The Alps and Joanne is in Cape Town! Find out what happened when Vogue was spied on by a neighbour and why Joanne might need more than board games to keep herself out of trouble. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable...
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MTGM EXTRA! "Sex is off the cards."
Wednesday, 8 January 2025
An email this week from a straight male listener, proving that they DO exist! Meanwhile, Vogue vows to be more Joanne and Joanne is fielding questions about varicose veins. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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Gwendolyn Markievicz McNally
Friday, 3 January 2025
The Christmas decorations are barely even down (Vogue's are... Obviously) and they're back to it. Joanne has tales from a mad Christmas lunch whilst Vogue plans to spend it all alone next year. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."
Wednesday, 18 December 2024
It's the last episode of 2024 from Vogue & Joanne, but don't worry - they never leave you for long. This week, they look ahead to their resolutions for 2025 and Vogue throws away a belly button.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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MORE Christmas Presents, Leopard Print & Ultra Dark Tan
Friday, 13 December 2024
There was a small delay this week, whilst Vogue was so ill she couldn't get out of bed. She rallied in the end and it was back to business. WHAT has happened with Barry & Sabrina, why are people mad for the hot assassin and will Joanne's Christmas present war ever end? If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adu...
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MTGM EXTRA! "His ex is a 10/10..."
Wednesday, 11 December 2024
When you check out his dating history and see his ex was a knockout, it's never great - but does it actually matter?? Plus, narcissistic personality disorder and why we should all be reading Waterford Whispers.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all liste...
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No Bra, Ice Skating & Big Mouth!
Friday, 6 December 2024
Just before they headed out for their Christmas do, Vogue & Joanne had things that needed to be said... Why would someone take you ice skating on a date? How did the Strictly Christmas Special go? How long is the Wicked movie? That sort of stuff. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not ...
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MTGM EXTRA! "He was speaking to another girl... Which he denied."
Wednesday, 4 December 2024
It's getting to the business end of things with Vogue on the Christmas special of Strictly Come Dancing... But Gigi doesn't care. Meanwhile, Joanne has finally picked a date for the dinner party she's been talking about for so long. Plus, having a cry and knowing when it's time. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains exp...
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Sinkholes, New Best Friend & A Public Toilet
Friday, 29 November 2024
You know how Vogue always starts on about Winter Wonderland at this time of year? It's a tradition! Well, it turns out Joanne has never known what she was actually talking about. Plus, Joanne's new friend, the very different films they watched as kids and WTF is going on with sinkholes?! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explic...
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MTGM EXTRA! "I'm not even convinced he knows my name..."
Wednesday, 27 November 2024
Have you ever heard of the Irish Farmer Calendar? This week, Vogue is making sure you have. Plus, Joanne is getting properly organised and a listener has fallen hard.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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Treating Myself
Friday, 22 November 2024
Joanne loves a treat... Don't we all!? Vogue loves a treat too, but she also loves being told she runs fast and hearing about the most ridiculous reasons people broke up. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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MTGM EXTRA! "Is she going to be a problem?"
Wednesday, 20 November 2024
This week, a disturbing tale from Vogue's childhood where she tickled an unnamed victim until they could literally take no more. Plus, Joanne half-heartedly commits to exercising for 20 minutes a day, every day. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all lis...
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Flashers, Martha Stewart & Just "O"
Friday, 15 November 2024
Vogue is offering her DIY services to Joanne this week, but never mind OOO, Joanne is just "O". If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
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MTGM EXTRA! "You got played."
Wednesday, 13 November 2024
This week, we catch up with Joanne in Cork, the morning after she'd been out galavanting with everyone's favourite Drag Queen, Davina Devine. Meanwhile, Vogue was in the studio in London, getting ready to interview an absolute legend. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not ...
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Brat, AI & Peanut The Squirrel
Friday, 8 November 2024
This week, there's just too much to get through. What CAN'T AI do? Who is Peanut? Why are people talking about 'brat' again and is Channing Tatum your type???If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.