Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything
Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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My Neighbour Is In a Cult
Thursday, 14 November 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a week of red carpets and luxury car rides. Who decides who Hollywood's next 'IT' kids are going to be? Plus, your letters on problematic family members, a new partner being miffed about deceased ex's ashes in the home, little ones' words for anatomy, whether or not to warn a company that their employee may be luring vulnerable clients INTO A CULT, and when writing in for advice backfires. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Daughter Sentenced For Putting Dad's Mistress' Pics on Escort Site
Tuesday, 5 November 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the VERY ILLEGAL and low key sort of iconique (BUT WRONG BAD) behaviour of a daughter scorned. On the subject of WICKED, Ariana answers Elvira's accusation that she was less than friendly backstage and Cynthia Erivo feels 'erased' by fan art. Nick Cannon is talking again for some reason and a TikTok user faces backlash over her apparent 'breeding fetish'. Tony Hinchcliffe leaps into hot water over his roast jokes at a Trump political rally and Katherine finds out today is election day. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...
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Domingo
Saturday, 2 November 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the allure of prioritising yourself instead of waiting to be made a priority. Are you one of the 150 million (and growing) people who've seen the 'Domingo' SNL sketch where Ariana Grande sings badly? What does its success mean for everyone involved? Plus, your letters on dental hygiene, your fiancé becoming more devout in his religion, being 'done' with baby making, body talk with small children and WHAT do Bobby's tattoos really mean? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sleep Divorce
Wednesday, 23 October 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about 'sleep divorce' - when couples decide to sleep in separate bedrooms. People have STRONG opinions on this and compared to the boomers, younger couples are more flexible about all aspects of their relationships, including sleeping arrangements. One woman shares her story of how sleep divorce led to real divorce. Also, Mariah Carey won't stumble into unforgiving lighting, Khloe Kardashian undergoes some facial reconstruction after having a tumour removed from her face (not Tristan, the other one), Cardi B talks post-pregnancy titties and Heidi ...
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Love Bombed By A Taken Man
Tuesday, 22 October 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the danger of going into a stranger's hotel room and she's answering YOUR questions on celeb pneumonia deaths related to cocaine use, 'Can Anybody Match My Dental Hygiene Freak?', being love bombed by a taken man, a friend's 'straight' boyfriend sleeping with men on the side, a daughter's moustache, and the appropriate time to have a break up intervention. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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God Bless Fenna Grace
Thursday, 17 October 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about losing her voice during a very busy week of shows, flights, filming, assessments, and the Mayfield event of the DECADE....Fenna Grace's Christening in St Joseph's Church. Also, can you ever be a casual heroin user? Is the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show still relevant? And WHO painted the Sisteen Chapel for REAL? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Q&A in Stockholm
Sunday, 6 October 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything this week in Stockholm, Sweden as she answers text messages from the audience at the beautiful Filedelfia venue with its own incredible LED screen. Comedians, if you're going to film a stand-up special, DO IT HERE. Such lovely people, the Swedes. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Offset's Offspring
Friday, 4 October 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being on tour in Europe whilst navigating the trials and tribulations of Violet and Fred's assessments for sixth form and reception - respectively. Performers appreciate a keen audience, but Katherine's fine for you to bring along your grumpy German husband. As DNA and Data website and PHARMACY 23andMe hang on by a thread (or strand of stolen genetics), Katherine regrets giving them her unique sample and reminisces about all the info you could get about disease and health traits back when they first launched. Also, updates on the P Diddy sag...
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Not To Be Rude...
Tuesday, 24 September 2024
Katherine's Telling EverybodyEverything about her day with the kids at gymnastics and softplay and the ONLY thing that's troublesome about being recognised in public. Also, maybe skip through a few Menendez episodes if you're following the series on Netflix. Yeesh. Plus, your letters on cheating after ten years, what's appropriate to tell your boyfriend's family, a lad who gets bored 'working from home', keeping secrets at work, and some advice on what to do with Fred starting school. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Freaks and Freak Offs
Monday, 23 September 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how the first ten shows of the 100 show tour are going and ponders whether to court a Tik Tok audience. P Diddy seems to be finally going down for his years of alleged racketeering and overconsumption of baby oil while famed Jackass star, Steve-O takes a u-turn. Plus, Katherine and Bobby revisit the Menendez murders that took place when they were children but are being rehashed in the new Netflix series, 'Monsters'. TIGGER WARNING: Bobby still won't get close enough to the microphone. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...
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How To Be Popular in a Brothel
Sunday, 15 September 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from PRAGUE, answering your emails this week about when women cheat, changing careers, how to make friends in a sex work environment, what to do when your boss hires his useless girlfriend to assist you, more off-label uses for Ozempic, and how to tackle Canadian homelessness. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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From Teen Spirit to Middle-Aged Divorce?
Friday, 13 September 2024
Katherine's in Helsinki Telling Everybody Everything about the REAL industry rumours behind Dave Grohl's announcement that he has fathered a baby girl outside his 21 year marriage. Yuck. Also, are Taylor Swift and bestie Brittany Mahomes beefing over politics? Katherine wonders when to send toddlers to school full time and praises idiot Lottie Moss for being honest about her Ozempic overdose while Kourtney Kardashian comes out with her own Lemme version of the drug. Bafflingly, someone's dating Casey Anthony and Katy Perry performs at the VMAs on 'the first day of her period'. x Hosted...
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Our Teen Son is NOT The Father
Sunday, 8 September 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her commitment to customer service and how she might cancel a fancy Paris hotel thanks to a sign from the hospitality Gods. After spending the weekend running around in search of European blood thinners, Katherine answers questions about pets, brothel social etiquette, Chapell Roan's reluctance towards public consumption and what to do when you're grieving the news that your teenaged son is NOT the father. Plus, sound advice for the Yoga Studio Whistleblower whom listeners are BEGGING to go the full distance by reporting a bad man. x Hosted o...
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Rainbow Park
Friday, 6 September 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a designated 'homeless encampment' (?!?!?) in her hometown of Sarnia, Ontario that's driving residents mad. Drug dependency is a very complicated subject, but rounding addicts up together like a chicken pox party doesn't seem to be a solution that sits well with taxpayers. How can we help? Also, Ozempic has gone too far in Hollywood and Katherine believe's it's the thing that will finally end fat phobia. The Ryan-Kootstra household continues filming their reality show as Katherine departs for the European leg of her tour show BATTLEAXE all a...
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Yoga Studio Update
Friday, 30 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about WHAT THE LADY DID after first writing to ask advice about seeing a grown married man with a fifteen year old 'love interest' aka VICTIM OF ABUSE being affectionate in a yoga studio. Spoiler alert: she rang the girl's mother. Nice. PLUS, an update from the girl whose boyfriend was encouraging a friendship (or maybe more) with his exes. Plus, colour readings, Bobby lovers and haters, 'Should I Sleep With Him Before I Leave?', and a plea to scan all men's brains routinely. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Unwelcome To The Scottish Fold
Thursday, 29 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet strutting out of the house alone one day and returning with a kitten she wasn't allowed to have. Is this the beginning of the end? Violet joins the podcast to discuss her decision and also recounts fainting at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour. PLUS, J-Lo and Ben Affleck are getting a divorce (which we've known for months) and Jennifer's PR team are working overtime to soften her public image. Speaking of splits, Tommy Fury and Molly Mae seem to be posting instagram thanks at the exact same intervals. What's really going on there? x Hoste...
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Does Scott Peterson Have Brain Damage?
Monday, 26 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about breaking her rule of NOT passively consuming femicide for entertainment. The haunting documentary about the disappearance of Laci Peterson brought back memories of seeing the story on the news in real time, and offered new insights into a theory we have about what might be wrong with Scott Peterson's actual BRAIN. Plus, your letters on bringing young ones to Frozen, Sliding Door Problems, High-Achieving Women being annoyed by everyone else, a garbage-fire of a boyfriend who is pushing his lady to make 'friends' with his exes, and why Katherin...
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Blake Lively - Too Demure?
Wednesday, 21 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about date night at Magic Mike London, Violet's time in the medic tent at Taylor Swift Eras Tour, why everyone suddenly turned against Blake Lively and some very demure, very mindful odds and ends. We're not like the other girls. We don't do too much. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Furious
Friday, 16 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week's celebrity breakup that took us all by surprise. (It's mean, but my job is to punch people in the face BUT WITH WORDS. A boxer won't be offended). Plus, listener letters about teen safeguarding and advice for last week's badminton coaches, 'why do we keep putting women in subcultures?', slutshamed by a slag, western Canada on fire, creepy tik tok and an exciting request from hip hop legend, Joe Budden. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Internet Breaking
Wednesday, 14 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the struggle to remember ten things today and coming back from the house with only a pickle sandwich instead of the ten things. We do NOT appreciate an interval at Peppa Pig Live, though it gave Katherine a chance to make a friend and fellow fan of full disclosure. The Olympics have gifted us with yet another viral moment from Paris where Rachel 'RAYGUN' Gunn represents Australia with a wild and wacky breaking performance. The 'she's only a little woman' defence doesn't sit right with us. Not at all. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
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Should I Raise My Baby With My Sugar Daddy?
Friday, 9 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to deal with life's pesky problems as well as learning lots of new things from beloved listeners. This week, a woman was raised in a fringe catholic trad women cult, an OBGYN demystifies and debunks claims that Imane is not a woman, a listener suggest that GHOSTING may be a symptom of ADHD, a mom of boys offers support to another experiencing gender disappointment, a pregnant woman on a walk sends a beautifully articulate rage-filled message of praise, a badminton coach has trouble with teens, and a 23 year old wonders whether to raise her...
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His Pole Vaulted His Dreams
Wednesday, 7 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the marked tonal shift as the mainstream media who've long been very comfortable blatantly objectifying women's bodies on the front page are all of a sudden bulge-obsessed after years of pearl-clutching at the mere thought of a hefty member. Anthony Ammirati of Team France wishes he served a little less POLE and a little more VAULT last week as his Olympic dreams were dashed. Also, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, they're making a Britney Spears movie, and Robert Kennedy JR speaks openly about a mad prank with a baby bear. Plus, is Taylor Swift engaged?...
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Can I Ban Dad's Mistress From His Funeral?
Sunday, 4 August 2024
Katerine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to navigate life's dilemmas. Today, a woman wants to ban her father's mistress from attending his funeral, a listener wonders whether Violet has impacted wisdom teeth, the 'going down' guy goes MISSING, lots of people recommend s*x guru, Jenny Keane, someone is sick with the dreaded breakup hangover, a woman struggles with gender disappointment, a single mum feels miffed and alone in a sea of trash men, and a gal wonders whether her BF's secretweed habit is a sign of more lies to come. (It is). x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
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Are Men Turning Us Against Each Other?
Saturday, 3 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the greatest comeback performance of all time as Céline Dion closed out the 2024 Summer Olympic Ceremony with Edith Piaf’s “Hymne A L'Amour” at the foot of the Eiffel Tower. 'Ballerina Farms' Hannah Neeleman's day-to-day as detailed by Megan Agnew in The Sunday Times interview goes super viral as the phenomenon of TRAD WIVES seems to be growing in momentum. Meanwhile, 'Single Cat Ladies' get their claws out and we ask ourselves - are men actually smart enough to be turning feminists against each other? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
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Texting His Mistress During School Panto
Friday, 26 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to solve your dilemmas of the week. Bobby is challenged on his conspiracy theories, an educator tells us we only need 5 GCSEs, we're signing a petition to stop a p**do from competing for Netherlands in the Olympics, cosmetic surgery abroad leaves a woman TOO HOT for her husband, a bunch of men are cheating again....(but should we be whistle blowers or what!?!) and a woman despairs about an over-enthusiastic oral-loving husband. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A Costly Breakup
Thursday, 25 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an allergic reaction to bacon. She's been filming a really ambitious and creative new format this week with some of her favourite people whilst also going through an awkward breakup with a trade company. Do you struggle to quit the gym, part ways with your childhood dentist, or 'break up' a professional relationship? Plus. Shannen Doherty's funeral etiquette, rumours about Kim Cattrall, Armie Hammer is still talking, a US election round up for anyone following THAT garbage fire, plus Cooking With The Stars launches soon wherein Katherine has...
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Is My Husband An Alcoholic?
Friday, 19 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to solve your dilemmas of the week. Alcoholic husband? I got you. Man dating a teen in your yoga studio? All over it. Boyfriend checking out other women? Let me at him. Plus, replies from listeners to the man who previously wrote in asking how to deal with his daughter not wanting to spend time with him, husband who is bad at oral, a local milk bank says hi and much more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bobby's Conspiracies
Wednesday, 17 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about HUGE events of the week including the European Soccer Championship Sports Contest featuring The Male Lionesses and Donald Trump getting actually SHOT. Wow. Bobby joins to share his doubts about a lot of what the government and media tell us. Plus, Katy Perry's ironically titled comeback flops, three celebrity deaths, Kim K stuns at the Ambani wedding and is Alec Baldwin a c*cksucker? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Post-Nut Clarity HATE
Friday, 12 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she invites Bobby K to weigh in on your letters and share his experiences without judgement or too much criticism. This week, we answer your letters on long lost loves, hateful daughters, the dangers of viral street interviews, and misbehaving cottage kids. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Rise and RISE of Celebrity NDAs
Wednesday, 10 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her trip to Germany to watch England vs Netherlands in the Euros semi-final. Crowds, Noise, Beer and Atmosphere. LOVE IT. After 14 years in power, the Tories were handed their most forceful flogging in the party's 200+ year history as America and its politics still hangs in the balance. Plus, are we entering the NDA Era? The new legal normal of the 21st century sees Non Disclosure Agreements for everybody and everything. Will dating ever be the same? Finally, Fred struggles with the abstract concept of time. x Hosted on Acast. See acast....
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