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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

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34 minutes | Friday, 13 September 2024
Katherine's in Helsinki Telling Everybody Everything about the REAL industry rumours behind Dave Grohl's announcement that he has fathered a baby girl outside his 21 year marriage. Yuck. Also, are Taylor Swift and bestie Brittany Mahomes beefing over politics? Katherine wonders when to send toddlers to school full time and praises idiot Lottie Moss for being honest about her Ozempic overdose while Kourtney Kardashian comes out with her own Lemme version of the drug. Bafflingly, someone's dating Casey Anthony and Katy Perry performs at the VMAs on 'the first day of her period'. x Hosted...
39 minutes | Sunday, 8 September 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her commitment to customer service and how she might cancel a fancy Paris hotel thanks to a sign from the hospitality Gods. After spending the weekend running around in search of European blood thinners, Katherine answers questions about pets, brothel social etiquette, Chapell Roan's reluctance towards public consumption and what to do when you're grieving the news that your teenaged son is NOT the father. Plus, sound advice for the Yoga Studio Whistleblower whom listeners are BEGGING to go the full distance by reporting a bad man. x Hosted o...
41 minutes | Friday, 6 September 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a designated 'homeless encampment' (?!?!?) in her hometown of Sarnia, Ontario that's driving residents mad. Drug dependency is a very complicated subject, but rounding addicts up together like a chicken pox party doesn't seem to be a solution that sits well with taxpayers. How can we help? Also, Ozempic has gone too far in Hollywood and Katherine believe's it's the thing that will finally end fat phobia. The Ryan-Kootstra household continues filming their reality show as Katherine departs for the European leg of her tour show BATTLEAXE all a...
43 minutes | Friday, 30 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about WHAT THE LADY DID after first writing to ask advice about seeing a grown married man with a fifteen year old 'love interest' aka VICTIM OF ABUSE being affectionate in a yoga studio. Spoiler alert: she rang the girl's mother. Nice. PLUS, an update from the girl whose boyfriend was encouraging a friendship (or maybe more) with his exes. Plus, colour readings, Bobby lovers and haters, 'Should I Sleep With Him Before I Leave?', and a plea to scan all men's brains routinely. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
40 minutes | Thursday, 29 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet strutting out of the house alone one day and returning with a kitten she wasn't allowed to have. Is this the beginning of the end? Violet joins the podcast to discuss her decision and also recounts fainting at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour. PLUS, J-Lo and Ben Affleck are getting a divorce (which we've known for months) and Jennifer's PR team are working overtime to soften her public image. Speaking of splits, Tommy Fury and Molly Mae seem to be posting instagram thanks at the exact same intervals. What's really going on there? x Hoste...
1 hour 1 minute | Monday, 26 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about breaking her rule of NOT passively consuming femicide for entertainment. The haunting documentary about the disappearance of Laci Peterson brought back memories of seeing the story on the news in real time, and offered new insights into a theory we have about what might be wrong with Scott Peterson's actual BRAIN. Plus, your letters on bringing young ones to Frozen, Sliding Door Problems, High-Achieving Women being annoyed by everyone else, a garbage-fire of a boyfriend who is pushing his lady to make 'friends' with his exes, and why Katherin...
31 minutes | Wednesday, 21 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about date night at Magic Mike London, Violet's time in the medic tent at Taylor Swift Eras Tour, why everyone suddenly turned against Blake Lively and some very demure, very mindful odds and ends. We're not like the other girls. We don't do too much. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
49 minutes | Friday, 16 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week's celebrity breakup that took us all by surprise. (It's mean, but my job is to punch people in the face BUT WITH WORDS. A boxer won't be offended). Plus, listener letters about teen safeguarding and advice for last week's badminton coaches, 'why do we keep putting women in subcultures?', slutshamed by a slag, western Canada on fire, creepy tik tok and an exciting request from hip hop legend, Joe Budden. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
34 minutes | Wednesday, 14 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the struggle to remember ten things today and coming back from the house with only a pickle sandwich instead of the ten things. We do NOT appreciate an interval at Peppa Pig Live, though it gave Katherine a chance to make a friend and fellow fan of full disclosure. The Olympics have gifted us with yet another viral moment from Paris where Rachel 'RAYGUN' Gunn represents Australia with a wild and wacky breaking performance. The 'she's only a little woman' defence doesn't sit right with us. Not at all. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
33 minutes | Friday, 9 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to deal with life's pesky problems as well as learning lots of new things from beloved listeners. This week, a woman was raised in a fringe catholic trad women cult, an OBGYN demystifies and debunks claims that Imane is not a woman, a listener suggest that GHOSTING may be a symptom of ADHD, a mom of boys offers support to another experiencing gender disappointment, a pregnant woman on a walk sends a beautifully articulate rage-filled message of praise, a badminton coach has trouble with teens, and a 23 year old wonders whether to raise her...
30 minutes | Wednesday, 7 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the marked tonal shift as the mainstream media who've long been very comfortable blatantly objectifying women's bodies on the front page are all of a sudden bulge-obsessed after years of pearl-clutching at the mere thought of a hefty member. Anthony Ammirati of Team France wishes he served a little less POLE and a little more VAULT last week as his Olympic dreams were dashed. Also, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, they're making a Britney Spears movie, and Robert Kennedy JR speaks openly about a mad prank with a baby bear. Plus, is Taylor Swift engaged?...
43 minutes | Sunday, 4 August 2024
Katerine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to navigate life's dilemmas. Today, a woman wants to ban her father's mistress from attending his funeral, a listener wonders whether Violet has impacted wisdom teeth, the 'going down' guy goes MISSING, lots of people recommend s*x guru, Jenny Keane, someone is sick with the dreaded breakup hangover, a woman struggles with gender disappointment, a single mum feels miffed and alone in a sea of trash men, and a gal wonders whether her BF's secretweed habit is a sign of more lies to come. (It is). x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
43 minutes | Saturday, 3 August 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the greatest comeback performance of all time as Céline Dion closed out the 2024 Summer Olympic Ceremony with Edith Piaf’s “Hymne A L'Amour” at the foot of the Eiffel Tower. 'Ballerina Farms' Hannah Neeleman's day-to-day as detailed by Megan Agnew in The Sunday Times interview goes super viral as the phenomenon of TRAD WIVES seems to be growing in momentum. Meanwhile, 'Single Cat Ladies' get their claws out and we ask ourselves - are men actually smart enough to be turning feminists against each other? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
47 minutes | Friday, 26 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to solve your dilemmas of the week. Bobby is challenged on his conspiracy theories, an educator tells us we only need 5 GCSEs, we're signing a petition to stop a p**do from competing for Netherlands in the Olympics, cosmetic surgery abroad leaves a woman TOO HOT for her husband, a bunch of men are cheating again....(but should we be whistle blowers or what!?!) and a woman despairs about an over-enthusiastic oral-loving husband. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
41 minutes | Thursday, 25 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an allergic reaction to bacon. She's been filming a really ambitious and creative new format this week with some of her favourite people whilst also going through an awkward breakup with a trade company. Do you struggle to quit the gym, part ways with your childhood dentist, or 'break up' a professional relationship? Plus. Shannen Doherty's funeral etiquette, rumours about Kim Cattrall, Armie Hammer is still talking, a US election round up for anyone following THAT garbage fire, plus Cooking With The Stars launches soon wherein Katherine has...
49 minutes | Friday, 19 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to solve your dilemmas of the week. Alcoholic husband? I got you. Man dating a teen in your yoga studio? All over it. Boyfriend checking out other women? Let me at him. Plus, replies from listeners to the man who previously wrote in asking how to deal with his daughter not wanting to spend time with him, husband who is bad at oral, a local milk bank says hi and much more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
38 minutes | Wednesday, 17 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about HUGE events of the week including the European Soccer Championship Sports Contest featuring The Male Lionesses and Donald Trump getting actually SHOT. Wow. Bobby joins to share his doubts about a lot of what the government and media tell us. Plus, Katy Perry's ironically titled comeback flops, three celebrity deaths, Kim K stuns at the Ambani wedding and is Alec Baldwin a c*cksucker? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
46 minutes | Friday, 12 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she invites Bobby K to weigh in on your letters and share his experiences without judgement or too much criticism. This week, we answer your letters on long lost loves, hateful daughters, the dangers of viral street interviews, and misbehaving cottage kids. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
36 minutes | Wednesday, 10 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her trip to Germany to watch England vs Netherlands in the Euros semi-final. Crowds, Noise, Beer and Atmosphere. LOVE IT. After 14 years in power, the Tories were handed their most forceful flogging in the party's 200+ year history as America and its politics still hangs in the balance. Plus, are we entering the NDA Era? The new legal normal of the 21st century sees Non Disclosure Agreements for everybody and everything. Will dating ever be the same? Finally, Fred struggles with the abstract concept of time. x Hosted on Acast. See acast....
40 minutes | Friday, 5 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about MORE listeners being possibly catfished by celebs. Bobby K joins as a growing community of listeners come together to advise the lady considering breaking up with her partner as she's not up to the job of raising his kids. A Scottish police officer AGREES that the listener who thinks she may have been targeted by a fake officer on a dark country road. Katherine's car expertise wins a woman her boyfriend's respect and a pub quiz. Plus, a listener is pregnant from a one night stand and doesn't quite know what to do. x Hosted on Acast. See ac...
40 minutes | Wednesday, 3 July 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the SERIOUSNESS of the alleged Holly Willoughby kidnap plot. Was the defendant's behaviour fantasy or could he have carried out his plan? Does it matter? Have you been following the trial and what do you expect the verdict to be? All very sad and we wish her safety and healing at this DISGUSTING news as the trial unfolds. Truly sickening. Bobby needs media training. Also, Fenna carries around a 'Happy Birthday Mum' balloon seemingly forever while Katherine's sister Kerrie flies in for a celeb-filled visit. Does Pierce Brosnan really look...
27 minutes | Friday, 28 June 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody ALMOST Everything about the listener who wrote in last week feeling concerned for her friend who was apparently in a relationship with a major A lister. She's been back I touch to SAY THE NAME to help Katherine get to the bottom of this. Also, a woman is berated in a pub garden while bystanders do absolutely nothing. Can a woman stay with her perfect boyfriend if she isn't fully prepared to become a lifelong carer to his children? A listener's parenting style clashes with her friend's and she wonders whether she can keep the relationship under such circumsta...
45 minutes | Thursday, 27 June 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a DYI project gone horribly wrong, resulting in a catastrophic tidy up for Bobby K who joins us to discuss. Netherlands football team unfortunately may have had a bad luck charm on their side at the Euros last week, Justin Timberlake's what world tour could be impacted by a bad choice, Katy Perry teams up with disgraced Dr Luke, and apparently none of Katherine's neighbours like her. Mainly, we explore the new male-dominated trend of RAW DOGGING on long haul flights and we celebrate Gypsy Rose Blanchard coming out as Bisexual to wrap up a won...
1 hour 1 minute | Thursday, 20 June 2024
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything between blasts of noise from the tree surgeons who are very RUGGED and passionate about what they do, so snap one up romantically if you can. It's been a birthday bonanza in the Ryan-Kootstra household as both Violet and Fred celebrate having the same due date over a decade apart. Katherine attended Dr. Nina's new clinic opening, Michelle De Swarte's screening of her show SPENT, learned about marketing from MailChimp, jetted off to NYC, opened for Theo Von's sold out UK tour, and was visited by the police so suffice to say, it's been an ...
1 hour 6 minutes | Friday, 7 June 2024
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Trump's guilty verdict and the threat of his supporters 'breaking point' if he's sentenced to jail. It's birthday party season in the Ryan-Kootstra household and Katherine struggles to keep the festivities on budget. Celebrity men are hilariously dubbed 'Hot Rodents' while working class cosplayer, Nigel Farage gets hit with a second milkshake, Alec Baldwin and his Spanish-but-not-born-there yogi wife, Hilaria announce their family reality show, Miriam Margoyles is slagging people off again and J-Lo cancels her tour. Plus, your let...
54 minutes | Thursday, 30 May 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about that red carpet usher in Cannes who went viral after rushing a few stars (notably Kelly Rowland) off the iconic steps. Nepobaby chat, as Vivienne Jolie drops 'Pitt' from her surname and was North West set up??? Plus, Celine Dion's trailer IS HERE while Bobby IS NOT. A different man steps in to sleep at the house each night as Bobby jets off for a boys golf trip in Arizona. Also, your letters on aspirin for pregnancy, becoming a trad mom, deadbeat dads and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
53 minutes | Thursday, 23 May 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the problem with Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker's commencement speech correcting the 'diabolical lies' told to career women amongst other subjects. It seems like things are going from bad to worse for show-cancelling J-Lo who is allegedly navigating divorce from Ben Affleck who claims TEMPORARY INSANITY on marrying her in the first place. You and every married person ever, Ben. Plus, Fred gets his tonsils out and bounces back like a champ. Also, your letters on the mispronunciation of MarCHAYsa, fancying Hobbits, trusting your gu...
57 minutes | Wednesday, 15 May 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending the BAFTA TV Awards last Sunday night where a true style icon was born as Violet Ryan made her BAFTA red carpet debut looking as nonplussed to be there as she did chic. Serving fashion and peak teenage angst, she gave us modern-day Tia from Uncle Buck (a movie made a cool 20 years before her birth, which just goes to show - some things never change). We are OBSESSED with Violet, the most popular girl in the Ryan-Kootstra household. She is the moment. She is livid. She is disgusted that we exist. Katherine's mother, Julie is also i...
1 hour 5 minutes | Friday, 10 May 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her cancelled show at the Netflix Festival and LA and how she and Bobby turned lemons into lemonade by taking a last minute trip to Lake Como, Italy instead! Also, Nikki Glazer DOMINATED at the roast of Tom Brady like we knew she would. Women are KILLERS. Not in the forest or in life really, but many of them certainly seem to have a knack for comedy roasts and we would have loved to see Sarah Tiana, Whitney Cummings, Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer and many others on that same bill. Where were they? Oh, Kim K is a comedian now; we had forgotte...
1 hour 3 minutes | Friday, 3 May 2024
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about plans for Fred's 3rd birthday party. How much is too much when it comes to indulging a toddler? When it comes to women's health, anecdotal evidence rarely matches the official advice from your doctor so Katherine was confused to have a 75 day cycle following a hysteroscopy in Feb. Barbara Streisand commits an instagram faux pas on Melissa McCarthy's page, Britney seems increasingly unwell, Jerry-ATRIC Seinfeld is tired of the woke-police, and when alone in a forest, women would choose to be confronted by a bear over a man. Plus, closure fro...
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From Teen Spirit to Middle-Aged Divorce?
Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

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