Episodes
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, Taskmaster, Never Mind The Buzzcocks host and all round legend, Greg Davies!
As well as talking about the new series of Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Greg reveals what his first TV job was and he shares the details of a very stressful photoshoot (and it's not the one with all the milk!)
Rosie and Greg bond over true crime obsessions and the three all get nostalgic for the naughty kids at school.
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On this week's podcast Chris reveals his new Super Power and Rosie considers what intimate objects could make money online. There is some bad dream chat which seems a direct result of Rosie's love of True Crime and Chris shares some AI banter! All of this plus weekly beefs and some brilliant (yet gross) QFTPs!
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Get ready for some seriously good vibes from national treasure and Eurovision superstar, Sam Ryder!
We all know Sam as the pop powerhouse who went from singing in his shed on TikTok to nearly winning Eurovision for the UK! Sam is blessed with a beautiful voice which Chris and Rosie get to hear in person and a joyfully infectious spirit.
Sam talks about first dates, life in Nashville and why he LOVES hotels. All of this plus he reads a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous story.
Sam's new Single Better Man is out now and his album Heartland will be released on October 16th.
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Get ready for some high stakes beef, a intense holiday breakdown and some triggered behaviour off the back of Taco day. The couple discuss fancy dress, some questionable GP equipment and if partners should haves access to a period tracker, thoughts?
All of this plus some brilliant school themed QTFP's!
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It's the first episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous and this week Chris and Rosie are joined by musician, writer, and actor Jordan Stephens!
Chris and Jordan reveal how and where they have met before and Jordan shares his love of South Shields and explains why he met partner Jade at just the right time!
The three talk about Jordan's theatre debut in Entertaining Mr Sloane as well as discussing the importance of theatre as a cultural experience.
As well as all of this, Jordan reads an email from a listener and reveals his competitive side. Escape room anyone??
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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Zodiac signs (who IS the most ruthless?), gilets, and the stone skimming scandal! Rosie reveals what she signed up to whilst drunk and the pair ponder over the identity of Banksy. The beefs are bed themed and QFTP involve a cat, shopping lists and an uninspiring history teacher.
All of this plus some exciting news! Additional episodes featuring special guests will be in your podcast feeds from Wednesday 24th September!
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On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great
North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was cheating and how she got a crisp based injury! Chris has a new quiz, and the pair start to write the beginnings of a new kid's book. QFTP involve fun in a phone box, a Mummy ick and some very big lacy knickers!
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Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie’s had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporting a VERY obvious BJJ injury… and as always we have beefs for you… or do we?!
QFTPs have inspired Rosie with a new money making scheme, we hear about the worst morning after a night out ever… and we get a newfound appreciation of armpits.
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We’re in the final week of the summer holidays - and the Ramseys have been to Disneyland! Listen to find out if it is really the happiest place on earth…
Meanwhile - Chris has taken a wasp hostage in his dressing room, we’re beefing about mullets, and in QFTPs we’ve discovered a brand new take on a children’s classic.
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It's the last Bumper Summer Best of 2025 an we have saved some of the most weird and wonderful QFTP's for all you Smas and Das!
Throwback to The Twits, The Depositor and that time a bird shat in Rosie's mouth!
We hope you've all had a great summer. Keep an eye on the SMA feed for more exciting additional content coming your way very soon!
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On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie are still in the thick of the summer holidays (den making anyone?) however they are getting
ready for a surprise family getaway!
They discuss a disturbingly themed party, a Victorian wash, an unusual sex act and they decide that food and funerals don’t mix. All of this plus some Shepherd’s Pie Beef!
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It’s early 2020… The SMA tour has been announced, and the Ramsey’s
are also writing the Shagged Married Annoyed Book! This Best of includes Becky Beef (a long distant relative) and news from friend of the podcast Jess the Paramedic! As well as this, Rosie reveals her Bingo calling past and Chris gets called out for mansplaining on song lyrics. There’s some hanky panky involving a friends aunt, inappropriate foot rubbing and some burglar role play! Enjoy.
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On this week’s Shagged Married Annoyed the couple discuss Chris’s birthday, a flat pack furniture debacle and the hangover from
hell. Sister Kate receives two calls from Rosie and successfully settles some urgent questions! There’s also a One Question Quiz, some Rat stats and a voice note from friend of the podcast, Carl Hutchinson. Beefs are gift themed and QFTP involve a quick ick, an appliance engineer on a home visit and some very questionable underwear rotation.
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On this week's Bumper Summer Best Of we re-visit one of the most iconic stories from a listener! It involves a groom and his mum... smas and das, if you know you know!
As well as that there is more strictly chat, Sandra stories, Beefs, a discussion about renewing wedding vows and a pooh, zodiac DJ themed story!
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We’re officially half way through the summer holidays! This week, The Ramseys have been hacked by their nine year old, Chris has been randomly appearing on Netflix and we reminisce about something we'd completely forgotten about... chain emails!
Rosie was pre-warned about this week’s beef - but things still get a little bit spicy… and we treat you to a very whacky edition of Extra Extra! QFTPs include a midwife miracle and a school assembly catastrophe.
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It's the Summer of 2019 and Chris has been announced for strictly! Rosie get's in to the spirit with Alexa and Chris enjoys the press getting his age wrong and proclaiming Rosie as a professional dancer!
We hear Rosie confess her love for all things Cadbury and how she even did a school project on Cadbury World. They also discuss twitter bios, emojis and why spitting during sex is an odd choice!
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This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Chris and Rosie run down the fifteen (apparently!) most unattractive ‘hobbies’ . Stay tuned to find out how Brazilian jiu-jitsu ranks on the list. There has also been trampoline chaos, boomer run-ins and Rosie got caught red-handed on her iPad…
QFTPs include a very threatening legal letter, a mysterious stain and one of our favourite kinds of email… a midwife story!
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In part three of the Bumper Summer Best Of Chris and Rosie have holiday beefs which led to the infamous Secret Scoffing Club! Question's from the Public include the origins of the Bang Pillow, Mrs Dingleberry and the heart breaking love bite story!
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Olá! The Ramseys are back from their summer holiday and we have a lot to catch up on. There's inflatable drama, Dobble crimes, fake Americans and border control hacks… all to look forward to on this week's episode!
The trip has also given us two fresh holiday related beefs - but Chris has also been busy beefing with people poolside. QFTPs feature a day-ruining email and a *very* cool vehicle…
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It's time for the second instalment of the SMA Bumper Summer Best Of!
This week Chris and Rosie discuss the Costco care package and the do's and don'ts of be married in to Rosie's family. We witness the start of Rosie's caravan campaign and the pair reveal their thoughts on PDA's, farting in front of your partner and why it's a bit odd to stay friends with all your exes. PLUS there's a celebrity question and we revisit Rosie Mamsey!
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On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss crying in the
shower, passing out, and why Chris had the worst lie-in EVER! The pair share their thoughts on flight etiquette and fashion choices you make when you’ve packed all your best things for a holiday. There’s some Extra Extra, teary eyed beefs and some brilliant QFTP’s which cover scheduling adult time and mispronounced surnames.
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We are rewinding to 2019 and listening to some of the best bits of early Shagged Married Annoyed! Robin is 3, Chris is yet to find his love of cycling and cuddle club and Rosie has just reached 100K followers on Instagram.
The famous foursome email is revisited, they discuss couples that don't argue, bad dates, northern sex puns AND we hear from Ed Sheeran and Jason Manford with their questions for the couple.
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This week on Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie returns from her holiday and practices her Greek out on Chris. Robin has come up with a new Twin Theory and Rafe has a new word for muscles (that actually makes complete sense!). The pair discuss special trainers, turning 40 (almost) and why the podcast might even be too rude for YouTube! All of this plus a beef from Chris and some cracking QFTP’s…
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This week on Shagged. Married. Annoyed Chris and Rosie get to
grips with their new studio which involves Rosie figuring out a less obvious
way of having a good itch! They discuss a wedding they recently attended, and they share their thoughts on ‘prom season’. Barry shows up for the beefs and Chris explains why he can’t get on board with hanging washing outside. All of this plus some brilliant Questions from the Public…cheese anyone?
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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss back scratching, cheese in eggs, bags for life, something strange Chris witnessed in a toilet and a man that when on a stag with just the clothes on his back! There is so much in this week's episode and that's before they've reached the beefs, Extra Extra and QFTP'S!
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On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have a real time domestic and that's before the beefs! They discuss Chris' injury, iced buns, and Chris reveals all after a recent stag do.
Beefs are fresh and QTFP involve contraband, running away and some hearing difficulty.
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What happens on a hen do... That's right, Rosie is back from the hen do and ready to spill the tea while Chris prepares for the stag!
The couple discuss day drinking, Robin's taste in music and why Chris had to buy a pregnancy test! All this plus some finger sniffing and more toe nail QFTPs!
*Trigger warning* There is a mention of suicide in this episode.
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On the podcast this week Rosie is multi-tasking as she gets ready for a hen do whilst sharing beefs and reading some brilliant QFTP's! Chris shares a new diagnosis that is causing him some stress (natch) and the pair get mad at North East weather, do some Yodelling and get round to some wacky wacky do da headlines in a newish segment, Extra Extra!
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3…2…1…. it’s lift off on this week’s episode of Shagged, Married, Annoyed!
It’s the school holidays and the weather has decided that summer is over… Rosie’s been doing a *lot* of printing - and Chris is ill and has decided that he will be for the rest of time. Meanwhile, Rafe has been showing his competitive side this week, as well as trying his hand at golf commentary.
Rosie talks us through some of her choices on Taskmaster and Chris has come up with a very frightening quiz…
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On this week’s podcast Chris is feeling under the weather
but still manages a new quiz format for Rosie to take part in. Beefs include
farts and a new (ish) mattress! QFTP’s cover a very unfortunate shoulder
injury, a fire plan and a sh*t story from a Midwife. Also this week Rosie calls
on Kate to validate her travelling chip fire school memory.
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