Episodes
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Trump's guilty verdict and the threat of his supporters 'breaking point' if he's sentenced to jail. It's birthday party season in the Ryan-Kootstra household and Katherine struggles to keep the festivities on budget. Celebrity men are hilariously dubbed 'Hot Rodents' while working class cosplayer, Nigel Farage gets hit with a second milkshake, Alec Baldwin and his Spanish-but-not-born-there yogi wife, Hilaria announce their family reality show, Miriam Margoyles is slagging people off again and J-Lo cancels her tour. Plus, your let...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about that red carpet usher in Cannes who went viral after rushing a few stars (notably Kelly Rowland) off the iconic steps. Nepobaby chat, as Vivienne Jolie drops 'Pitt' from her surname and was North West set up??? Plus, Celine Dion's trailer IS HERE while Bobby IS NOT. A different man steps in to sleep at the house each night as Bobby jets off for a boys golf trip in Arizona. Also, your letters on aspirin for pregnancy, becoming a trad mom, deadbeat dads and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the problem with Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker's commencement speech correcting the 'diabolical lies' told to career women amongst other subjects. It seems like things are going from bad to worse for show-cancelling J-Lo who is allegedly navigating divorce from Ben Affleck who claims TEMPORARY INSANITY on marrying her in the first place. You and every married person ever, Ben. Plus, Fred gets his tonsils out and bounces back like a champ. Also, your letters on the mispronunciation of MarCHAYsa, fancying Hobbits, trusting your gu...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending the BAFTA TV Awards last Sunday night where a true style icon was born as Violet Ryan made her BAFTA red carpet debut looking as nonplussed to be there as she did chic. Serving fashion and peak teenage angst, she gave us modern-day Tia from Uncle Buck (a movie made a cool 20 years before her birth, which just goes to show - some things never change). We are OBSESSED with Violet, the most popular girl in the Ryan-Kootstra household. She is the moment. She is livid. She is disgusted that we exist. Katherine's mother, Julie is also i...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her cancelled show at the Netflix Festival and LA and how she and Bobby turned lemons into lemonade by taking a last minute trip to Lake Como, Italy instead! Also, Nikki Glazer DOMINATED at the roast of Tom Brady like we knew she would. Women are KILLERS. Not in the forest or in life really, but many of them certainly seem to have a knack for comedy roasts and we would have loved to see Sarah Tiana, Whitney Cummings, Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer and many others on that same bill. Where were they? Oh, Kim K is a comedian now; we had forgotte...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about plans for Fred's 3rd birthday party. How much is too much when it comes to indulging a toddler? When it comes to women's health, anecdotal evidence rarely matches the official advice from your doctor so Katherine was confused to have a 75 day cycle following a hysteroscopy in Feb. Barbara Streisand commits an instagram faux pas on Melissa McCarthy's page, Britney seems increasingly unwell, Jerry-ATRIC Seinfeld is tired of the woke-police, and when alone in a forest, women would choose to be confronted by a bear over a man. Plus, closure fro...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bargain Holidays, a new series with Joe Wilkinson premiering on Channel 4 Thursdays at 10pm. Traveling around with Joe trying to find vacation deals was a lot of fun until it wasn't. Also, Katherine wonders whether it's okay to live in Canada, America or other colonised countries....and is it okay to bring a breastfeeding baby to a comedy show? Two ends of the importance spectrum I guess. Plus, Kim vs Taylor, Celine Dion's recovery, Gen Zs are meeting up IRL and your letters on what REALLY happened to that ramen, trophy husbands and leaving...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Nicole Brown-Simpson's killer dying of karma. Hannah Waddingham is obviously a queen but how out of line WAS that photographer who asked her to 'show us some leg' on the Olivier red carpet over the weekend? It's Bobby's birthday on Friday and the Ryan-Kootstra family are headed to the farm. After her trip to Dubai, Katherine is never flying business or first class again. Gypsy Rose Blanchard launches a deeply predictable foray into reality dating show fame, plus your emails on fatherhood, secret sex toys, mum's overseas fling and MUCH (trig...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an exciting weekend of taking Violet to meet YouTube Stars and Fred entering the preschool birthday party circuit. Bobby loses a golf tournament while Rihanna graces the cover of Interview Magazine with a no-holds-barred chat about life, plastic surgery, and motherhood. Katherine prepares to fly to Dubai for her first ever show at the Dubai Opera, Calvin Harris' wife is a secret Swiftie, and MANY people write in about kinks. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the love story that's sweeping the nation - conjoined twin Abby Hensel gets married. What does that mean for her sister, Brittany? We know you have QUESTIONS....luckily the twins are happy to answer EVERYTHING. Also, Katherine gets into a neighbourhood tiff over a parking space, and with regards to the titular question in last week's episode, P HE DID, apparently. Plus, your letters on coparenting with your gay male friend, withholding wedding photos, and advice for listeners on dealing with death. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the alleged 'Hip Hop Epstein Ring' of extortion, blackmailing and human trafficking. P Diddy's mansion is raised this week as he flees in a private jet. What's going on here? Who else could be involved? The story develops..... Also, a disturbing documentary about child star exploitation is available to stream in the UK this week and Kate Middleton's harrowing announcement shouldn't make you feel badly about making photoshop jokes. Plus, your letters on cheating husbands, distant Christian parents, and whether Tik Tok knows you're gay. x H...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an accident which turned her into a Grey's Anatomy cast member. Did you SEE the £120M Ambani pre-wedding featuring a £9M performance by Rihanna!?! We delve into Bradley Cooper's NUDE attitude and ask whether you'd be comfortable being naked around your kids. Kate Middleton resurfaces and The Kelce brothers have easy access to their emotions. Plus, your letters on old dads dating young, a miserable husband needing help, when to move in a boyfriend and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a HORRIFIC brush with death as she was struck with Norovirus or food poisoning or tight-corset-disease whilst hosting The Prince's Trust Gala Dinner. Plus, shock allegations about P Diddy are detailed in a lawsuit with court documents containing, names, photos and TEA. Also, Glasgow goes viral after the mess of an attempt at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory Immersive Experience. And your letters on tonsils, telling parents the truth, clingy mother in laws, and silly lipo guilt. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about GOING ON TOUR with a brand NEW show! Tickets for Katherine Ryan: BattleAxe will be available from Friday March 1st and she's definitely coming to a city or town near you. She's learned a lot since touring when Fred was born and will be doing things a little bit differently this time. Plus, Billie Eilish gets into trouble with the TikTok microceleb gang, Paris Hilton loves being a nepobaby but it's not for everyone, and the Kardashians are selling their used and unwanted goods online but...where is the money going? Also, your letters on secre...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a horrifying mistake at a recent celeb party that left her shaken AND stirred. As physicists everywhere work furiously to crunch the numbers on how Taylor Swift will travel across time zones to make it to the Super Bowl on time, we find out that we've been pronouncing Travis Kelce's name wrong this entire time! The heated feud between Nikki Minaj and Meghan Thee Stallion comes to a boil, plus your letters on teenaged autonomy, reminiscing with an ex turned BAD, and more potty training. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Sex in The City catalogue being conquered by Netflix in the streaming wars! Are Gen Z's Brody's age ready for the unfiltered content of THAT SHOW? Carrie's iconic tutu sold for tens of thousands while Samantha strolls onto set for ten minutes and allegedly bags a cool million for her trouble. Katherine shares a controversial opinion about the Barbie movie Oscar snubs that might lose her a few feminist friends....also, your letters on cheating, handsy PE teachers, and navigating religious objections to school curriculum in your marriage. ...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an interview question that's been picked up by the tabloid press this week. HOW OFTEN are she and Bobby getting it in? Are you an oversharer or more private about your marital life? Also, Katherine and Violet are invited to the MEAN GIRLS screening and it was a massive deal. Plus, your letters....mostly about women having affairs! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this year's Golden Globes Host, Jo Koy getting a frosty reception from the star-studded audience. It's a tough gig! Plus. several hot couples of the moment canoodled in the theatre. Do you care? Comedian Kat Williams (who I wish had hosted the GG) spilled a BUNCH of tea on a now-viral podcast this week and included the statement 'Women can't find a man because they are acting like men'. Hmmm.... Also, your letters on Munchausen, Foster Drama, Ancestral Matriarchs and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything in one CLEAR place about early potty training, as everyone is always asking! SEND this episode to your expectant friend, play it OUT LOUD at the actual baby shower, SHARE it far and wide so that we can live in a society with fewer nappies PLEASE. Or don't. No judgement. Also, House of Kardashian launches worldwide, Gypsy Rose is released from prison, Sienna Miller welcomes a baby and your letters on strange allergies, living with your MIL, being the only woman left, and loving a man who won't commit. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about booking a Christmas trip to Disneyland Paris for the family and what hell that turned out to be for her. Should families with small children just stay home or push themselves out of their comfort zones for a chance at adventure. Also, Katherine has learned a lot about engagement on social media this week by annoying conspiracy theorists with a clip of last week's podcast. Plus, your letters on strange diseases, feeling trapped, abusive neighbours, gay cleaning kinks and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Christmas guests and why she imposed a newborn visit BAN which has since been lifted. Celine Dion's sister speaks out about her progressing disease while Justin Timberlake throws shade Britney's way during a Vegas performance. Plus, the UK 'coeliacs' (celiacs in Canadian spelling) have reacted to Vanessa Feltz' comments on This Morning with vigor. Should they have a sense of humour about themselves for their own mental benefit? Also, your letters on being the breadwinner, showing up to your bully's funeral, body image and more. x Hosted on ...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the definitive end of her 'Do Men Really Want a Mess' experiment. It doesn't matter if they do. She hasn't got the stomach for it and now her car needs a deep clean. Also, she wears tights to a pedicure in central London with disastrous results. Plus, Cardi B is single! And do celebrities have a responsibility to be transparent about their use of Ozempic? Your letters this week on friendship, relationships, weight, and DADS with post natal depression. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Taylor Swift being named Time's Woman of the Year and the accompanying article which details how Kim K allegedly recorded her illegally, edited and maliciously released a phone call to absolve Kanye. Whose side are you on? Was this 'mean girl' antics or was Kim K simply protecting her very toxic partner? Elsewhere, Angelina Jolie opens up about her divorce from Brad Pitt. Their courtship was a wild time to be alive and Katherine reflects on the Jen vs. Angie 'FEUD'. Plus, your letters on vulval pain and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Paris Hilton's surprise announcement that she's gone and had another baby! Women are having babies like men and WE ARE HERE FOR IT. Also, friend of the show, Bobby K stumbles into the podcast studio and is roped into an interview about a special date night and African food. Plus, your letters on exes, kinks, and pain during arousal. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Megan's shocking brush with death this week. Also, Katherine went to a Roman Bath Spa and gave Bobby's gardener a terrible surprise. Also, your letters about unfair employment practices, half-siblings, moving abroad for a partner, fancying your physio, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to analyse dreams by writing down as many details as possible and putting 'YOU' and your perspective in each character's place. A successful woman in a happy marriage shares her story on the other side of an affair and WOW we are floored by it. Plus, your letters xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about keeping her cool at the dinner table whilst a random woman took a shower in her home!?!? What does this even mean? How is Australia for real and are there ANY members clubs that are suitable for the kids? Plus, your letters on liars and neurodivergent partners, x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a once in a lifetime gig that was just supposed to be a quiet date night. She's trying not to burn bridges but....spills the tea on a women's magazine that just wants to talk about men. Bobby forgets to put gas in the car, Katherine antagonises the family of a small dog, plus your letters on unfunny partners, co-sleeping and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending two shimmering awards in London this week and juggling glam with two sick kids at home. She met LENA DUNHAM and brought a tracksuit for the ride home. Also, Katherine calls her sister, Kerrie who she hasn't heard from in weeks. Plus, your letters on scantily clad teens, banging in the Natural History Museum Whale, being bullied by your supervisor and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's garden and whether Violet will be having another party anytime soon. Also, your votes have been cast in the HOT debate over whether last week's listener's daughter should get the dog back or whether it should stay with her auntie. Plus, your (upsetting) letters on hearing about your daughter's sex life, banging in a blue whale and what's going on with Kravis? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.