Two Non Blondes
Comedy podcast addressing the unavoidable issues and experiences that women endure through their teens, 20’s, 30’s and beyond. Growing up as we go and sharing it all, shamelessly.
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Two New Mums Trailer
Monday, 17 January 2022
Welcome to Two New Mums, the official podcast partner of The Baby Show. Two podcasters who fell pregnant two days apart. Not a clue between them. Whether you’re on a fertility journey, currently pregnant, undecided about kids, or...
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Episode 70: WE'RE BACK WITH A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
Wednesday, 10 November 2021
Apologies blondies, our summer break got extended rather a lot due to all sorts unexpected of events occurring, of which we'll go into. This is the podcast episode we never could have planned or predicted. It's exciting, utterly ridiculous and...
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SUMMER BONUS EPISODE
Wednesday, 9 June 2021
Amy is fuming cus Jennie stitched her right up. Also does Amy smell? And why we're having a little break. It's a mini ep! Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our Patreon page to sign up. Just the price of...
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EPISODE 69 FINAL
Wednesday, 26 May 2021
After getting past Jennies excitement of it being episode 69, we discuss virtual reality porn. Would you consider it cheating? Jennie has an exciting new addition to the family! And Amy feels like she's failing at feminism. Don't forget, we have...
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Episode 68: POST PANDEMIC STRUGGLES, WILD WEE'S AND MAJOR LIFE CHANGES FOR US BOTH
Wednesday, 12 May 2021
We realise our desire to shop has changed since Panny D. Along with our ability to socialise. After Amy spotted something horrifying, we discuss wild wee's. Plus Gwyneth Paltrow has eaten BREAD, plus we're both going through a major life change at the...
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Episode 67: AMY'S GONE FULL KAREN AND DROPS THE C BOMB AND JENNIES MANTRA THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
Wednesday, 28 April 2021
Amy's upset and she's not even going Carol, she's full pelt Karen. Discussing the horrendous and immoral Charlotte Crosby documentary exploring plastic surgery. Plus Jennie has discovered a mantra that she claims will change our life! Don't...
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Episode 66: THE ONE THING WE'RE DOING GUARANTEED TO RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND WHY WE MAY BE TERRIBLE GIRLFRIENDS?
Friday, 9 April 2021
We've realised we're both doing something with our partners which never, ever ends well. Or maybe we are terrible girlfriends? And why this weeks episode is a micro one! Don't forget, we have weekly episodes of Two Non Blondes, just head over to our...
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Episode 65: GUA SHA, BEING WANKY AND JENNIE'S PROPOSAL
Wednesday, 31 March 2021
Amy has exceeded herself in the wanky stakes this week with a morning routine to rival Orlando Blooms. Talking Gua Sha's, crystals and energy from the full moon. Also Jennie talks proposals and Amy learns of a brilliant business idea from her...
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Episode 64: WOMENS SAFETY, DOG PODCASTS & JENNIE'S A WITCH
Wednesday, 17 March 2021
We wanted to discuss the conversation around the tragic circumstances of Sarah Everard and Womens safety. How we feel and what men can do to help. Also, podcasts for dogs and how Jennie's become an actual witch
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Episode 63: LEICESTER COMEDY FESTIVAL, KICKERS & COVID BUM TESTS
Tuesday, 2 March 2021
Our live episode recorded for the Leicester Comedy Festival 2021. Aside from one rather disastrous moment, we discuss trying to be trendy at school, how Jennie prepared for a cervical screening and we dissect that tricky dilemma of whether you'd...
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Episode 62: SKINCARE REVELATIONS, DAD JOKES & MUCKY KNICKERS
Wednesday, 17 February 2021
We're taking part in the Leicester Comedy Festival this weekend so Jennie wants to road test some gags. Apologies. Amy has discovered something incredible about overpriced beauty creams in her quest to stop the ageing process and why our Valentines...
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Episode 61: PANXIETY, CRYING IN YOGA & LOCKDOWN DATING STEPS UP A NOTCH
Wednesday, 3 February 2021
Jennie (and the UK) is in need of a pep talk as lockdown takes it toll, triggering Panxiety (trade marking that). Why yoga has got emotional, Amy has a novel way of having a clear out and lockdown dating has gone extra. We learn of ways it's really...
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Episode 60: AMYS FLIRTING WITH TRADESMEN, KIDS FROM SCHOOL YOU CAN'T FORGIVE & JENNIE IS FINALLY SHOCKED
Wednesday, 20 January 2021
Lockdown is taking its toll as Amy resorts to inappropriately flirting with tradesmen in front of her boyfriend. Some of which is caught live on this episode! The kids from school you can never forgive, why sea shanties can nob off and Jennie is...
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Episode 59: AMY GOT COVID, LOCKDOWN BEAUTY & WHY DO WE HATE TRENDS?
Wednesday, 6 January 2021
Amy got the gift of covid for Christmas and was taken by surprise. Trying to find the positives of lockdown 3. Jennie's new at home salon and why we struggle to get on board with trends.
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Episode 58: WHY WE'RE LIVING TOGETHER, PANTS AND WAP
Wednesday, 16 December 2020
Life has got real weird for us both now that we're living in each others homes. A very passionate debate about pants reaches a conclusion, Jennie finally watches and reviews 'Elf' and we rebrand WAP. Also-another dilemma from you, hopefully...
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Episode 57: LOCKDOWN DATING, BEAVERS, TOGS AND DENIERS
Wednesday, 2 December 2020
Sharing many of your bizarre lockdown dating experiences, including a man who made a very odd request in the middle of a tunnel. Jennie upsets Amy with her lack of festivities & opinions on Home Alone. Plus a very unexpected revelation about...
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Episode 56: NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE, LOCKDOWN BIRTHDAYS AND COPYCATS
Wednesday, 18 November 2020
Jennie celebrated her birthday in a rather unique way, by narrowly escaping death. How we're celebrating lockdown birthdays this month, with a big announcement for you! And Amy confesses to copying something of Jennies, the big copycat, but does she...
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Episode 55: REBRANDING LOCKDOWN, PETTY ARGUMENTS & FACE FILTERS
Tuesday, 3 November 2020
On the cusp of lockdown 2, we've got a way to rebrand it and make it positive. Your stories of petty arguments were outstanding and even shocked Jennie to the core. Plus we delve into why we're really using filters on instagram.
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Episode 54: A LIFE CHANGING BRA & THE PROBLEM WITH 'THE SECRET'
Wednesday, 21 October 2020
Amy's finally found the perfect solution to never wearing a bra again. How we behave during rows when you know you're in the wrong and why the self help book 'The Secret' changes most people's lives for the better, but it's ruining Amy's. Plus Jennie...
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Episode 53: ANNIVERSARY EXPECTATIONS, TOILET HUMOUR AND WUETUBE
Wednesday, 7 October 2020
Amy just celebrated her anniversary, but was in for quite a surprise when arriving at their hotel. Jennie lowers the tone with anniversary expectations and an unsavoury moment in Claridges. Far too much toilet humour for one episode plus the return of...
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Episode 52: AWAKENINGS, VAJACIALS & A NEW CAREER
Wednesday, 23 September 2020
You think 2020 is weird enough, then you discover Vajacials. Jennie has a horrifying discovery whilst on her staycation in a treehouse, but has an awakening whilst at Stonehenge. Amy has a new pet rat, is embarking on a new career and has...
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Episode 51: KEEPING UP WITH THE KARENS
Tuesday, 8 September 2020
We've all heard of what a 'Karen' is now, right? Well, Amy think's Jennie needs to be a bit more Karen after a recent hair disaster. We rebrand Karen to a Carol. Plus, despite us having polar opposite opinions on psychics/mediums, we both had...
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Episode 50: THE COMEBACK
Tuesday, 25 August 2020
Blondies! We're back, but better. We've been beavering away to deliver on the promises we made you. We had proper meetings and everything! Talking our rebrand, why Jennie ended up looking like a sex doll, we've got a giveaway for you and the...
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TRAILER: WE'RE BACK
Sunday, 23 August 2020
New Season, New Start
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Episode 49: LOCKDOWN FATIGUE, DATING A MAN WITHOUT A TV & THE NEW MRS HINCH
Sunday, 10 May 2020
The effects of lockdown are starting to grind, BUT some good news for all. Amy has discovered all the things she's truly crap at during lockdown. Jennie has uncovered the new Mrs Hinch and the big question-would you date a guy who doesn't own a tv?
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Episode 48: COVID EMOTIONS, CYCLING SHORTS & MOUSTACHES
Friday, 17 April 2020
Anyone else realised the phases of lockdown are similar to that of a break up? Our ongoing coping mechanisms and routines during the pandemic. Also learning why we shouldn't be tampering with our bodies. Cycling shorts and moustaches have made an...
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Episode 47: THE PANDEMIC EPISODE
Friday, 27 March 2020
What a bizarre time since Coronavirus took hold. We attempt to offer some light relief in these extraordinary times. In the form of; extreme snacking, becoming 'isolation body ready', how we're finding it at home and after some toe curling celebrity...
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Episode 46: BINGE EATING, TROLLS & BEING KIND
Thursday, 5 March 2020
Jennie's been juicing! But makes Amy feel better about what she constitutes as a 'binge' eating session. Why do Mum's comment on our weight? Why we think we were so deeply affected by the tragic news about Caroline Flack. And trying to understand why...
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Episode 45: VALENTINES SPECIAL; FOR THE SINGLES & THE SMUGS
Thursday, 13 February 2020
Love it or loathe it? Either way, why Amy believes you've already had your worst valentine. The ultimate guide for making the most of it, whether single or smug. The times we decided to do a strip, failing at being sexy, oh and Amy's gone right off...
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Episode 44: WITCHCRAFT, FACETIME CONFESSIONS & GEOFF FROM BYKER GROVE
Thursday, 30 January 2020
Our first episode of 2020 is here! What Amy's doing too much of in January, cleansing our homes with witchcraft, Jane McDonald updates and an upsetting revelation from Jennie regarding Geoff from Byker Grove. Plus, you'll never un-hear what...
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